sometimes, one of my woolen ( ugg, but thats now 'un australian' :'( ) boots
stares at me from the void.
like.
how dare you.
its usually not long after ive accidentally stooden on it, and apologised.
the 'flick of hoof' as 'startled by unflat foot placement'
causes displacement of aforementioned boot, causing 'fresh lie ( golf shot end position) '
process repeats