I love the emu, but, equal to that are the one-way conversations that you have while you are justifying him. It really brought a smile to my face, just listening to it.
All I can say is, "Run, Trudi!" I had to defend myself with an umbrella at the German Eifel Zoo when the kids were younger. He wanted to take on one of the girls and scared the bejesus out of her. I was opening up and closing the umbrella. Scared him, but, not before he scared ME. They let their animals wander if they got out of the cages.
Yikes.
I still loved them and your story reminded me of that. I love all your products, especially the tote bag!
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RE: Handsome Emu.