I love your dream, but, as an owner of several rental homes, you are better off renting someplace for a month or two furnished than to rent/repair/taxed to death your house.
I have done that for many years and even though it paid off a few years back when lean times come, or you get a bad tenant, wow! Of course, none of that happened to me, but, it could have.
Anyway, great write!
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