Thanks, guys!
I got a Canon powershot sd790 in 2008, a big upgrade from the clunky potato-cam I'd been using since 2000. Sleek like a shiny silver deck of cards, fit nicely in my pocket, went with me everywhere! Burning Man 4 times, years of cannabis activism in Vancouver, the birth of my son, and so on. I've replaced parts of it over the years by buying used copies of the same model. But I don't use smart or wifi devices, and all new cameras are smart and/or wifi now. So I just use my 13 year old camera, hand-stabilized, and take several shots so that I get a couple I'm happy with :)