Dude, you wrote 5 words, and made $0.25 already! That's a nickel per word.

We could be rich. Just write using the shortest words possible. It's faster and we'll make more money.

"I am one man, yes. One man of a ton of men, who are a lot of the men who are the ill and old. You are no man, or are you? You can be, if you say a lot in but a few. Go!"