To the tune of “An Austrian went Yodeling”
v.1
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came a government, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
v.2
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came a bull and bear, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
v.3
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came DDoS attacks, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
v.4
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came FUD articles, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
v.5
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came an alt-coin, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
v.6
Oh an Austrian went hodling on a mountain so high
When along came an Trojan Horse, interrupting his buy!
Drum roll on thighs
Ho-deeee, leh…
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump, wanna cry
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump, wanna cry
Ho-deleh ki ki, ho-deleh ki koo:
regulate, buy sell, *dialup sounds*, fraud alert, pump dump, wanna cry
Ho-deleh ki ki, hold!
