and when you read my edit... you'll see that the sentences that were actually the MOST human sounding... were the ones flagged by the AI!!!

so i have to go back and be "less robotic" and chnage my way of thinking to what the AI deems human-like enough for it to give ITS approval.

what.
the.
eff.

and this cough... you should hear it. oh my gosh. My lungs are totally filled with fluid and its rattling and wheezing and crackling and i have no energy.

and today was SUPPOSED to be my day off and i'm fighting robot wars LOLOL seriously - someone get me a friggin bat!!!!