Friends come in all shapes and sizes and quirks and disorders and hilariousness. And we need them all - ALL! Because there are no one-size-fits-all friends. Some days you need someone to just show up, no questions asked and shake the hell out of you. Sometimes you just need to laugh until you pass-out. (and lets be real, you know you can only pass out with SOME friends. Cuz others will make a fool of you, take pictures and put you on social media in a hot second. YOU know who you be. i see you. 😒)
But this is a fun assignment for you all. And if you celebrate friendship with me, one of you is gonna win 10HSBI. Randomly. lol ok. 2 people. just... cuz it's that kind of day when the sun is out and I'm sick of snow.
So - here is the deal.
You go watch these reels. (sorry if you don't have IG - but I think you can at least sign on with your Google account to watch them. i mean come on! its 10HSBI. and fun!!)
Then - in the comment section, you tag a friend for EACH of the friends I list here. Literally your comment is just like
Feel free to add any other commentary you want - but I just want to name some people on the chain and have fun hahahaha
I'm not actually gonna list MY FRIENDS' names. Cuz no one is giving ME hsbi! LOLOL so if you know. you know. hehehehe and come on... YOU KNOW. lol
oh my gosh, i'm seriously laughing so hard right now.
GOOD LUCKS!!!
This is the friend that is SO sweet, and SO chill - and has the BEST, lighthearted personality, until someone fires them up and then they have a mouth on them!!!!!!!! LOLOL But you can't even be mad at them, cuz they spittin' truth!!! LOLOL If you dont' have one of these - get one. get one now. and yes I have one of these! hahahahahaaha DO YOU FEEL MY EYES STARING AT YOU, FRIEND???? 😂
(please see REEL HERE)👈
This is the snugglebug. The one that makes you tea, and fluffs your pillows and you say "stop. i'm not a baby. i can do it myself😓" and they say "Of course you can! I know that. I'm just gonna sit next to you and just snuggle you and you want some cookies? I can make some cookies!😍"
well. ok a cookie sounds nice.
Yeah for cookies! and what about hot cocoa to help wash it down?
cocoa is yummy.😋
And then you just stop resisting and fall into their snuggle and let them nurse you back to health.
if you do not have one of these - you can't have mine. Mine is fully booked until 2073. yes. 50 years. so back off and get your own. BUT DO GET ONE!!
(please see REEL HERE)👈
The one who gets feistier than you, but you deal with it because you can't laugh any harder than when you're with them! Seriously - this is the friend that you will do ANYTHING with - just because it comes out of their hair-brained scheming peanut brain. And do you question it? NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. Because you know hilarity will ensue, and you will surely have this as a memory until you are 83 and laughing uncontrollably in the nursing home together. This is the friend you pee your pants with. This is the friend you shove candy up your nose with (why? is that really the question? or is it more like why not? right. carry on.) This is the friend that you... nope. you were actually sworn to secrecy on that one and watched them delete the photos on their phone to be sure it never got out. (and then they blackmailed you with the copies they emailed to themselves and you laughed so hard you fractured your rib.) all totally happened. all classic. all unforgettable. THIS is the friend that you hate to love (not really) and love to hate (sometimes) but CANNOT live without.
p.s. friend, I also have copies of that time you... nevermind. I'll save that for when I really need it LOLOLOL
(please see REEL HERE)👈
This one is the "is it you? is it me? is it we?!?!" friend.
Who decides which way you're going?? Who decides what's the cool thing? Who says how much, how little, how high, how far?
YES. you me we.
We don't know. but we love it. and we don't care who is watching.
WE DOWN FOR IT ALL BABY.
cuz if it looks good on you? and you're rocking it - it sure as hell must look fly on me too! let's go, Boo! LOLOL
I SO have one like this. and life has been so much more fun with a partner in crime!!! The only thing on their mind is... "ok you're where? I'll be there fast." LOLOLOL
(please see REEL HERE)👈
ooooooooooo. This one is ride or die, baby. This is the one that you can't tell TOO MUCH of the drama too or they fixin' to go to JAIL for you.
I got me a PARIS friend.😂 lol and as you see in the REEL, Paris only wants to know one thing. What's her name? and Where she at? LOLOLOL And London knows she better not tell Paris. cuz Paris does NOT play. mmmkay?
yep. You can only afford to have ONE of these. I'm serious - the other friends above?? You can have as MANY as you need. but you can only afford one Paris in your life - or else you will be broke from bailing them out. but you do need one.
and I got mine. I feel you, Paris. I know you got my back. ✊😏
(please see REEL HERE)👈
It's all fun, and silly, and have a blast - cuz I'm really just gonna pick 2 random numbers from all the comments and award them the 10 HSBI hehe
but you should all have fun naming and claiming your besties hehehe Cuz trust me - they would do the same to you! hahahahahahahaha
I hope they love the way you see them, and live up to each standard - but most of all, I hope they love you with all they have. Cuz, quite frankly - you deserve it!
Have a great day all. have fun - and oh... how about I choose the winners on 3/14. March 14. Pi Day - cuz who doesn't love pie?
Reels from Instagram
Gif from giphy.com
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