Ugh, poor Mrs. Boom! I had this happen to me too and it was horrifying! 😭 If my hubs wrote stories like this, it would sound just like this, you mean, mean men! Howie literally sang "Michael Finnegan who had whiskers on his chinnegan" at me for days after. 😆
Like you guys have room to talk,the hair from your heads migrate to much more unseemly places as you age, lol!

I knew it could happen, I have a big dose of my Mama's Italian side and she has been growing the odd one here and there for years. But oh, the indignity!