ATTENTION: What is diversifying and why are you absolutely going to do it?
A. Diversifying is not putting all your eggs in one basket like a dumbass.
B. Listen to all the successful people who diversified, and diversify.
C. Because diversify.
D. Putting all your eggs in one basket is how you sleep under a bridge next week.
E. Let's just pay attention and, of course, diversify.
F. I'm unable to respond to this question because I'm already diversifying.
G. All of the above, I time-traveled and retroactively diversified.
In Other Words,
Yeah, That.
