How y'all been?!? We gonna beat that BTC ATH today or whaaaaaaat?
Futures indeed. Boomer institutions be like... wait, you crypto punks front ran us?!!!? And we be like.
"DAMN RIGHT"
Because we saw the "FUTURES" and now the futures is here. Dig?
Yessir/Mam I like it. And they gonna like it too. Inflows and enthusiams on the ETF already throught the roof. Fundamentals, bra. Anyone buying now fighting over 3M of available BTCs. Get some.
Ok ETF boomers. Send it.
[This a satirical send up, FYI... but also... I back every word.]