Here are a few for starters:
If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
You must be from Tennessee, cause you are the only TEN I see.
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink. When I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.
How much will a 20 get me?
Are you a Jedi? Cause yodalicious.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I SAID, GET IN THE VAN!