You should definitely take this as a compliment. I started reading the post, thinking I’d just get an idea of what’s written and then close it. But I got so engrossed that my tea went cold. I kept thinking, “Just a little more, just a little more,” but I didn’t find peace or calm until I read the whole thing. That’s why I’m saying you’re very addictive, and you’ve used GIFs so well. A little humor-filled break in the middle of such a long blog makes a difference, especially for people whose first language isn’t English. Their reading speed is slower, and it takes more time to process things.

Now that I think about it, I gave half an hour of my life to a stranger, just thinking, “One more minute, one more minute.” Now tell me, if this isn’t addiction, then what is?