I went to the doctors the other day and I said,  'Have you got anything for wind? ' So he gave me a kite.

Another one was:  Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.  He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.  'It's not unusual' he replied.

Police arrested two kids yesterday,  one was drinking battery acid,  the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one - and let the other one off.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh,  that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.  She says to a

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No, seriously tell me more

so if i cray i get boobies?

i already told you

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this baby looks like vin diesel!

come on in ladies

i will poop on everything you love

my baby is beautiful...

stop stop i'm gonna pee!

I'm bored

chicks,man

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