Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

good morning ordinary people

fight back you coward

what the heck is a meme? and why am i one of them?

you've never seen the breakfast club?

happy friday!

my face when

just peeked outside to see it was hot

why is not anyone give me attention

the last thing i remember is finshing the bottle

i cant wait to make babies

when the boobs come out for the 500th time that day

shots incoming!

haha! so we meet again!!

you mean to tell me