I'm Dirtbag, nice to me ya'll
I find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for fucks sake, some people even mantle the decapitated heads on the wall. Even more bizarre are the people who enjoy dressing them with sunglasses or hats. If it had hands, it would likely be holding a cup of cheap beer. I wouldn't be surprised if they named it Bill or Frank, something so plain-ordinary, gosh dang ridiculous that it makes me want to bitch slap the perpetrators.
Have you ever unloaded your pickup truck by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes? If yes than you're not alone, I think we'll get a long.
Southern girls are a gift from god to the entire male population. There's no woman finer than one raised below the mason dixon line and once you go southern, you never go back.
Now Let's sing the redneck national anthem "Settle for what you can get"
