Hello? Is this thing on?

Hi!  So there is this thing.  It's over by that place with the man with the hair.  And the face.  

Call me Dingus.  Call me weird.  Call me....  what ever.  Just call me.  I am obviously new to this who thing and need to explore and get steemit on my boots but until then I want to say howdy do and what's happenen!!

I may or may not admit that I make sense to some folks but in the end everyone always understands what I am TRYING to say.  I ramble and I rant.  I am not a walking thesaurus and my general dictionary is a few decades old.

I am not trying to be clever.  If I happen to be clever then its by accident and I need to know so I can try and do it again.

But I do like to use terms and words to describe things that just don't seem like nature intended them to be in the same sentence.

Don't expect grammar and sentence structure to be precise.  Or even used.  Much.  I'M A FREE SPIRIT DAMN IT!

So walk through this adventure with me.  Get yer boots muddy and lets have a conversation about Twizzlers!