Hello, people of my nation!
it is I, your beloved leader, the one whom you respect and treasure.
I welcome you here today on this beautiful morning to speak about a prominent issue that has recently come to my attention.
My people depend on me to provide for them and protect them, because that is what a good leader does, correct?
Well, my people have spoken, and the need for me to protect all of you and your rights has come again.
shoes
More specifically the coverings that go on our feet as a form of control
certain establishments, and corporations have felt the need to try to suppress my people
they believe they have the right to control the way you dress
the right to control your whole appearance
the right to dictate certain aspects in your life, and your life choices
These establishments have even went so far as to tell you that if you do not wear shoes and follow their policies then they shall refuse to service you
I say that is udder madness
you should be able to make your own life decisions regarding what you wear and your appearance
That is why we voted to pass he 34th amendment of our “rebellion in the best form doctrine”
the whole purpose of it was to protect our peoples rights
and to protect the citizens of our republic from being oppressed and controlled
our whole nation, was formed, on the thought of freedom from control, and the right to do whatever we want as long as it is morally just
So, when the people of my nation come to me
With hurt in their hearts, and tears and their eyes
And cry to me about their rights being taken from them
And everything we worked for in this country falling apart
Then I feel the need to take action
And protect the people whom I swore to protect
So, because of the recent events
I am here to convince everyone to stop purchasing and wearing shoes
In order to stop the oppression we must all take a stand
And we must all fight together
Because first its shoes we are being told to wear, then they are going to try to tell you, you cannot live your life, and you cannot do the simple things that make you happy
If you allow one form of oppression, then they will try to oppress you in every way possible
So I am here, to ask you to unite, and rebel, all together
Rebel as one nation, and boycott shoes and all forms of control with me, your beloved leader
We shall show all establishments that the people is who shall rule, and they cannot dictate our simple life choices
We shall show all people who believe they have a right to control us that they are wrong
And that our nation protects the rights of our people
Shoes are irrelevant and a completely unnecessary part of our everyday life
It is your choice to wear shoes if you choose
But being forced to wear to shoes to obtain basic services is a form of control I shall not stand for
Unite with me my nation
And never wear shoes again
In any setting, unless it is your choice.
