Life is filled with a lot of things and theories that have been passed down through generations and some of them have even been taught in our schools. That is how they taught us that atoms are the smallest particles of an element or whatever they say, but then come back later to tell us that atoms also have its own components which means that there are smaller particles than an atom.
And that begs the question, how lonely can a group of people get, that they would want to break such a small particle like atom to see what's inside? So a group of people came to tell us that atom is the smallest thing there is and then this same group of people go ahead to undo themselves and open up the smallest thing just to discover if there are smaller things in this smallest thing. I don't know if that makes sense to you, because it sounds like a circle of confusion to me.
That is to show that science is just a circus of depressed and lonely blokes who just don't know how to relate with fellow humans, so they pretend to be intelligent and end up spending long hours in capes, looking through microscopes, fiddling with weird apparatus and making even weirder conclusions based on their loneliness.
If you think I'm lying, then you might have to explain to us how they made such a basic mistake as telling us that Pluto was a planet, only to come back later to tell us that it's more of a bird's nest than a full planet and now it's been left in isolation just like the person who found it. Talk about a marriage of convenience between two lonely entities.
Or the fact that they told us back then in basic school that rice is carbohydrate and beans is protein, only to come back years later to tell us that it was a mistake and that beans is 75% carbohydrate and 25% protein. This particular one still baffles me because I know and I'm sure that all carbohydrates have starch content.
I have been randomly parboiling beans this few weeks, looking for the starch content. I even had to go get a microscope and magnifier to help determine the starch remnants in beans. But I think the magnifier works better through my neighbor's bedroom window, especially when his wife is having her bath or a change of clothes. That's easier to determine than the starch contents of beans.
And if you think scientists don't have a sense of humour, then you would need to explain the motivation behind naming one of the planets Your Anus. Perhaps the discovery was made by a male member of the LGBTQ community, whose ways are not straight. And I think at this point everyone has the right to personalize it and call it my anus. That way we would've saved scientists precious time in their pursuit of visiting another planet as we've all been to our anus.
Personally I don't take scientists serious anymore, I just listen to their new discovery, chuckle and move on. I heard one of them tell me the other day that I'm too cocky for his liking. I don't know what he was expecting though, that I should have a cock but be a pu**y just like Sam Smith?. No I can't do that.
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