The answer should be, "I don't surf. I am a computer language".

Exactly. Current form of AI is basically a deep scraping bot that is just collecting things done by others. It is not yet thinking as per the question. It is in server mode. And acting like serving person in the hotel. I doubt this would change for few more years as we have it in consumer AI where AI has clipped wings. I feel that the value generated is being controlled by the people at the top.