Hello everyone,
This is my first post in this community and I hope you guys enjoy it.
I love comedy a lot because it makes people smile and they say:
Peace starts with a smile.
Smiling not only offers a mood boost but helps our bodies release cortisol and endorphins that provide numerous health benefits, including: Reduced blood pressure. Increased endurance.
I’ll like to thank 
My ex girlfriend used to be so attached to me. She used to be caring and kind but she always doubted my love for her and always wanted me to prove myself.
I remember going on a date with her and she came from a rich home so she used to pay for the bills which is not a problem 🙄 I guess. The waitress came up to us assuming I was going to pay, she placed the bill in front of me, I went.
Pushed the bill in front her, and said “I’ll get the next one” I felt so bad watching her pay I wanted to participate in the transaction, so I took the change.
Back to how my relationship ended
So one day I was sitting with her then all of a sudden she said to me “Babe I will take a bullet for you” I snapped 😲, all that I could say was “Thanks Babe” there was a long uncomfortable silence then she went “Would you, Take a bullet for me?” I asked “Me!!?? she said YES YOU🤬!! I said ”I will take a punch”. And she punched me in the face.
This is not funny, I’m single now 🥺. I always tell my friends :
Find a girl who loves you , a girl who’s faithful and a girl who’s caring, but make sure these three girls don’t know each other.
