I believe the first downvote was cast when Øgg the caveman pounded his cavemate Bløgg over the head with a log after he tried to scratch the likeness of a penis on the cave wall.

Millennia later... and we're still trying to sort that same debate out? No wonder you can't be arsed anymore! Whereas I admire @lucylin's tenacity... at some point I think we all get tired of pissing into the wind...