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delicioustacos

2018-01-20 19:14

The Women’s March

The Women’s March

The Women’s March worked. Trump was deposed. A pink pussy hat now president. Horny killers from Damascus welcomed at LAX by your girlfriend. Schools teach in Mexican. New Chief Usury Officer of Goldman

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delicioustacos

2018-01-19 15:29

I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says

I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says

Well no. I’m talking to you because you seem like you fuck fast. I fucked my ex. She only hurts me. I thought it would make it better to have another girl taste her cunt juice on me. The air next to me

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delicioustacos

2018-01-16 03:51

Second Date Idea

Second Date Idea

I want to chain you to a pipe. Stop taking birth control. Move into my sweaty apartment. Let go of your possessions. Your pets. I’ll ladle water down your gullet. Sop up your waste. You’ll live off fruits

delicioustacos

2018-01-12 02:44

How to Be a Screenwriter in Hollywood

How to Be a Screenwriter in Hollywood

(Note: this is from 2013; I'm sure in 2018 it's impossible to do any of this) If I were a horrible person, I could make money telling people how to write and sell their screenplays. I could have a hustle

delicioustacos

2018-01-10 04:41

My First Ever Online Date

My First Ever Online Date

I was on Match. 2006. My “headline” was “You should totally go out with me.” A girl messaged me saying “my roommate should totally go out with you.” I thought it was some kind of scam but no one else on

delicioustacos

2018-01-06 17:26

What people want from crypto

What people want from crypto

is to feel something. The feeling that they're smart, that their lives are going somewhere. The feeling that they're losing and then it pulls back up. That the arc of the universe bends toward something

delicioustacos

2018-01-06 17:09

OKCupid: What I’m Doing with My Life Part 2

OKCupid: What I’m Doing with My Life Part 2

I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear loafers. I use Powerpoint; Excel. Advanced proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite. I’m in a small branch office of a

delicioustacos

2018-01-05 03:26

First Date

They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you something, she said. He knew what was coming but pretended not to. Go ahead. Are you really as much of an asshole

delicioustacos

2018-01-04 03:18

Maria

She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician. Her OKCupid was all about death. Guatemalan I think. She wouldn’t fuck on the first date. I fingerfucked her in her car instead. A black Camry or

delicioustacos

2018-01-01 19:33

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Here’s the whole fantasy. You are at the doctor’s office. Or at work. There is a pretty young woman there. That alone: fantastical. She is not looking at her phone, grunting cruelly at some other guy’s

delicioustacos

2017-12-31 18:19

Birthday 2015

39 . Weird age to be a childless man looking for a secretarial job. Alone in a filthy apartment with a cat. Weird age to explain to employers why you’re looking for such a shitty job. Well look, I tell

delicioustacos

2017-12-30 20:06

Fetish

When I fuck a girl, to stay hard, I have to think about getting her pregnant, moving to the suburbs, having her quit her job, me making enough money for both of us. Having her love me, having us give up

delicioustacos

2017-12-25 16:19

Let’s Go Out for Coffee, She Says

Let’s Go Out for Coffee, She Says

Well no. There are day date guys who take girls to coffee and museums. Then there are night date guys girls drink with later. On your night date the How’s OKCupid for You talk happens. I actually went

delicioustacos

2017-12-24 03:10

Angel of the Morning

Angel of the Morning

His buddy told him: try Seeking Arrangement. I put that I’m worth two million. I take them to a sushi place. But not one where the chef doesn’t let you order. Middle income place; I tell them I don’t have

delicioustacos

2017-12-22 02:47

Belinda

Are you surprised I’m here, said Belinda. Mexican girls don’t date white boys. Au contraire, he said, I’ve had every one in town but you. Not the real ones, she said. I bet their parents spoke English.

delicioustacos

2017-12-21 03:19

Coffee Shop Diary: A Pretty Girl

Coffee Shop Diary: A Pretty Girl

Damn, this girl is really pretty. Which means she’s dating some guy in a band. Some guy with a job. Some guy with a smaller nose and a bigger dick. Some guy who is more confident. Some guy who would go

delicioustacos

2017-12-20 03:12

Fuck Los Angeles

Fuck Los Angeles

A four bedroom house in Hot Springs Montana is 99 thousand fucking dollars. Estimated mortgage: $382 a month. You get a separate detached cottage. The cottage alone, in this shithole fucking city I live

delicioustacos

2017-12-19 03:38

One Small Act of Kindness

One Small Act of Kindness

He lived alone. Every morning the same spider had fallen in the bathtub. An elegant silvery-looking affair. He’d pick her up carefully by three legs (one leg would have just snapped off). Place her by

delicioustacos

2017-12-17 17:33

Book Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

Book Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks

delicioustacos

2017-12-16 17:47

Want Ads

Are you PASSIONATE about finance? Rock star Executive Assistant needed for C-level exec at up-and-coming boutique firm. Ideal candidate is a detail-oriented, motivated self-starter. Thick skin and ability