and that's why we love to have you in our lives. if there is even a slight chance you actually exist it is a real win for humanity.

I agree entirely!

i always felt showers were a way of the system to get us accustomed to austerity. rationing water.

I think you have gone way too far down the conspiracy rabbit hole!:)

now if i had my land i would feed it to the graden or let the ducks bathe in it AFTE ME,

You've obviously never tried to get a duck into a bath...as I have!