If I could drive, I'd be a lot like that...apart from the radiation-blocking gear and the rug maybe:) I detest eating anything I haven't cooked myself from scratch and tend to trust only the water from my own well. Thus, I don't travel much, though I am going to Mexico next month , my first time away in 8 years, so I guess I'll have to slum it, eat the poison and hope it doesn't do for me.