That looks like a strawberry tree and the fruit is edible.

Van? On yer bike! Have you seen the price of diesel?

Ah son, what have you done? I was sitting pretty all incognito like. Now they all know you're my fault, I'll have to flee for my life.

I'm far too triggered by words self-proclaimed and almost sainted to write any reply at all:)

I say, down with that sort of thing! Aren’t people already distracted enough without putting a computer on their face?

I’ve always bought second-hand clothes, but I once paid 150 euro for a handmade coat at a market in Berlin. Considering that I’m still wearing it some 25 years later, I’d say it was money well spent.

Apologies for the tardy reply, but I was so utterly flattered that I was rendered speechless:)

Apparently she's unconscious and on a ventilator from the effects of the lethal drugs.

I’d never heard of Christa Pike, but the botched execution doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. That’s government for you!

This sounds interesting and right up my street. I much prefer British drama series to big-budget, fast-paced American productions. I suppose I relate more to the dry wit and subtle British humour, and

Ah Steven, my sweet, 'tis a handsome man you are, and sure it'll be no time atall atall before your signature quiff grows back. Until then, just cover all the mirrors:)

Crikey, I see now why you were inspired to write those 'little boxes' posts.

Unless you’ve been secretly photoshopping all those photos you regularly post, your wife looks absolutely perfect!)

Peter Pringle and Sonny Jacobs, both sentenced to death and later exonerated, were good friends of my father’s. That alone gave me a very good reason not to support the death penalty. Besides, I don’t

Unsurprisingly, my weight is a perfect 47 kilos. I haven’t gained a single kilo since I was in my twenties.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a house is not a home without a window over the sink! Yet another triumph for Jamie and one less thing for you to moan about:)

I believe World War III is on the cards for 2027, but I don't think there'll be nukes. I suspect it'll be a case of letting us useless eaters freeze and starve rather than blowing us up.

Looks like a cucumber!

You're fabulous, clever, resilient and resourceful. Now show us your skinhead before it's too late:)

Shein? Temu? Never heard of them!