I represented my area in the under 10s. We won the shield for best overall effort and took part in a parade through Dublin city. What I remember most was how cold we were in singlets and shorts. No coats

Thank you! It's my delight to delight and I write always with your entertainment in mind:) I don't know where they came from, but my father often quoted these lines to us, referring to Swift leaving funds

By acting as though I am, I become. You've already started cleaning around it..:)

You have no need of humility, my multitalented friend....Chef, baker, nurse, expert forager, master handicraftsman and more recently, bird rescuer extraordinaire. As for myself, I can imagine no greater

I know. I was shocked. When I said 'words' I meant 'word'. I was trying to trigger River but she didn't rise to my bait.

That makes two of us 😁

What do you mean 'no one will read'? Oh you of little faith. I read every word, even the misspelt ones!:)

That was a very enjoyable read! You little rebel, you — you’re a mass of contradictions. I have a similar story… but in reverse: from zenith to nadir.

Unstoppable, unbeatable, and never out-krazzied!

Thought not!

Hahaha, I can't help it. You moggie lovers are sooooo easy to trigger:)

The older I get, the less I believe in science. I do love your holey stones. Because they appear to be floating, at first I thought the image was photoshopped.

Haven't you heard the saying If you lie down with cats, you get up with fleas? 😆

Fair play to you for building the cart single-handedly. I’m hopeless without written instructions. Those little pictures might as well be hieroglyphics. Sorry to hear about your mom. I do hope you can

I don’t think there’s a single thing about me that annoys others. I simply refrain from the many things that make other people insufferable, which, naturally, renders me perfect.

It must be almost 50 years since I first heard that joke. I found it so funny, I've never forgotten it.

You're welcome, and steal away. I heard that joke from a friend when I was about 17 and I think this is the first time I've ever repeated it.

Since we're getting all risqué... here's one....A little boy is walking down the street wearing a welders mask when a man sitting in a parked car calls him over. "Sit in here beside me, little boy,"

Thanks a lot Mr. G. Much appreciated. @galenkp.

Make it as short as you like...as long as I'm on it😁