Well I wouldn't be havin' an auld chat with them like Ms. River, but I no longer feel the urge to chop them in half like I used to:)

I am a woman many skills, and the greatest of these is dissembling:)

There ain't no flies on you Mr. Krazzy, like there ain't no fleas on that there moggie!

When I first took up gardening, I was quite appalled by the insects and worms in the soil. But one adapts! In any case, I don’t work as effectively with gloves, and aren’t there health benefits to getting

No, I stuck to the scrambled eggs and mashed potato!:)

Thank you very kindly Mr. G. @galenkp

At least you didn't have to destroy all evidence that you tried;)

For heaven's sake don't take any ideas from me...people will think you've lost your mind:)

Yes indeed, negativity is the new realism. I was talking to a teacher friend of mine recently and she was telling me that 'fuck spending time at useless things to get better at them for no reason' is the

I couldn't imagine anything as difficult as raising children, so I decided against it. Though to all intents and purposes, I raised my brother...and goodness me, look how that turned out:)

Ah Mr. G, you know me so well...and to know me is to love me!:)

I presume they get some gratification from the approval of strangers.

being able to juggle 5 balls That Minty is one is one talented dog!:)

Thanks a bunch @nikv. You're a little angel!

I think they broke the mould when they made you babe. You're a true original, never to be copied.

Tough? Hmm. I won't be too upset so if they don't grow for me. I still have a few hundred good onions left from last August's harvest that'll keep us going until the next lot are ready. In our house, every

The bad news is onions will only keep for about 6-8 months. The good news? Everyone needs onions!

It's not me who needs therapy! I realised from a young age that there was something wrong with everyone else:)

I had a winter packed with lettuce, mustard frills, February Orchid, Winter purslane, chard, kale, mizuna, spring onions, coriander and parsley!

Thank you! I approach gardening exactly as I do everything else in life...like a military operation:)