Thank you and thank you. I write with you in mind. "No, I can't write that", I say to myself. "What would A.G Moore think":) Mr. Misery-guts? No! I’ve read a lot of Larkin’s letters...I’ve

😄I'll raise you Philip Larkin... They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up

I have zero faith that there are smarter people than me running the show. Doesn’t scum always rise to the top? I don’t get angry at assholes or morons anymore. I simply take their existence as further

Well I've never had a drop of alcohol, so I'm better for that!

Probably!:) It was my childhood nickname but once a weirdo, always I weirdo I suppose.

My father already had form. More than once he fell asleep on the toilet, toppled off, and ended up wedged against the door so nobody could get into the bathroom until he finally resurfaced the next morning

Thanks very much @nikv. Much appreciated.

One morning we kids woke to find a turd on the bathroom floor. Assuming it was one of our parents, both of whom were enthusiastic drinkers, we went to confront them. Only when they swore blind it wasn’t

If you could just teach the cats to take the photos, you wouldn't even have to leave the house!:)

The chiminea? Your munificence knows no bounds😇

Ah, Blanch, thanks very much. You can Revolut me or I can send you a paypal request.:)

I always look on the bright side...We’re doomed! Doomed, I tell you!:)

Oh no! You've caught me! I can read your mind...and you should be ashamed of yourself:)

My father would never allow us to open the door to anyone, unless they identified themselves by calling through the letterbox. Now I have a 7ft gate with no intercom, I think I've cracked it:)

It's very quiet around here alright. Even I didn't earn the usual 200 quid on my last 50 word post!

They've both come out rather well, though I do prefer the crow. Perhaps it's just the colour red is the most likely to catch the eye and spark attraction.

I was only kiddin'. I know you're a cuddly bundle of fluffiness. Send the cheeky mare a letter!

Don't be mean. Show her around. You know you'll feel the better for it:)

Exactly!