in other words...nosey fuckers!;)

Hahaha. He just introduced himself as the parish priest...In this case, believe the media.

Bloody kids! Can't stand the little blighters!:)

Of course she was! Authorities always have our best interests at heart.:)

Oh no! Now you're known to 'the police.' I bet she's busy writing a report.. Exercise Caution!. Two foreign nutters found skulking in the woods.

If you're a farmer or a member of a gun club, you can apply for a firearms licence, but gun ownership is rare here. The crazy thing is you have to keep your gun in a secure cabinet, in case you might need

Hahaha. The only defence we ladies this side of the Atlantic have against intruders, is our wits. She has some rat poison under the sink. She slips it in the tea and serves it to him, with some of her

Mine:

I've been in a few helicopters. When we visited Brazil, we flew over Foz Do Iguacu I also hired copters a couple of times to ferry my staff about.

Websites? You really have been hiding your light under a bushel:) I have always wondered why people run marathons and especially why they climb mountains that have been climbed by thousands before them.

You’re a bit of a dark horse, aren’t you? That’s some serious output in just over a decade. I've only ever heard you speak of one book, and there you are with an entire back catalogue.

No water, no lecky, no cupboards, no fridge? Clare, you're a woman in ten million. I can only look on in awe!

Don't they also say that it takes greatness to recognise greatness?:)

I sometimes feel like I've stepped through the "looking glass'. The world resembles the one I used to know, but everything operates in reverse:)

I was afflicted with terrible nightmares as a child...running, always running but my legs wouldn't move, climbing, always climbing and when I got to the top I couldn't get down again. It's years since

I've been told, more than once, that my standards are so high that nobody can meet them:) It's a hard life being perfect!

My friends are mostly in the geriatric age bracket and they're all on facebook.

I thank you for the mention Mr. G and wish you a fine evening.

Thank you very much @galenkp. Much appreciated.