I have just discovered why regular "full fat" #IrnBru now contains the neuro-toxin, Aspartame.
The government has levied a "sugar tax" on soft drinks companies.
So now, Irn Bru and other drinks have lowered their sugar levels, to avoid the tax, and are now adding artificial sweeteners.
This means, not only does this drink cause obesity (it still has loads of sugar in it), it will now also considerably increase your chances of getting the likes of Parkinson's Disease.
Go you, Barr & co! Now you are killing people TWO ways. Congratulations!
(Seriously... I hope there is a hell... or at least a law of karma... because the soulless directors of these corporations, who so cavalierly play with people's lives, deserve to burn for a very long time... and I don't just mean Barr & co... all of them!)
