I think that's the first time I've ever heard that I sound like kermit the frog. Considering the alpha chad that he is, I guess I'll take that as a compliment.

Do you want a horror game that's similar to those two? Because the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Limbo which is somewhat similar. I haven't played that since, like, 2012 though and can't remember if it made me flaccid or hard.