I've had a tooth that's needed a root canal for, like, 4 or 5 months. That's the main cause of the issue from what everyone can tell. The dentist I go to only has one person who can do root canals though, and they only come in once a month. So, I can basically pound sand up my dick hole for the most part as far as everyone is concerned.

But, hey, at least I'm not wishing for the sweet release of drowning myself in the toilet bowl now.