Narrator: His desktop never did arrive. Doomed to be used by some pudgy middle aged communist furry who stole it before it could be shipped out from Finland.

But, yeah. If you wanna get into editing vids without having to shell out money for Adobe, look into Hitfilm Express. It's what I use, you could probably even use it on the craptop in the meantime so long as you don't try to go crazy with effects.