I accept becoming best friends, but we need to really nail down what man we would wanna run a train on then. John Stamos is kind of old and bloated these days. I vote for someone more like Tom Hardy, Chris Hemsworth, or as a surprise bonus pick, perhaps Simon Cowell now that he looks like a stroke victim with bad botox.

Understandable on the vocal style, though I think that limits a lot of what you can actually fully enjoy with the genre. I dig gutteral vocals as long as there is a good range of highs/mids/lows, and I typically can understand at least 50-60 percent of the lyrics without having to look them up so it's never bothered me. I will however say, that Cannibal Corpse's vocals are putrid swamp ass funneled through a microphone, and I have never been a fan myself.

Yeah, there's a reason why I don't listen to much Circa Survive. This song is probably the only one I've added to my playlist and that I ever will. I enjoy the vocalists voice for this band, but the whole band just seems like it's built around his voice and they never really change shit up. My fiancee absolutely loves this band, but I just can't get behind them. I'd much rather listen to something like Hail The Sun which is far, far fucking better.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way. I've much preferred when bands aren't trying to sniff their own farts through a beer funnel with how fucking metal their music video is. And, those two bands you just listed will probably never do that, because the whole gimmick for Black Metal (Which both of those bands claim to be, even though they're super mainstream and more symphonic metal than anything) is to be as edgy as possible. Probably one reason why I fucking hate Black Metal as a whole, besides it sounding like someone taking a constipated shit in a public restroom.

Yeah, typically I can't stand electronic music but Dance with the Dead and Carpenter Brut are both exceptions where I can put them on and enjoy them pretty much anytime of the day. Good driving music, good workout music, and good masturbating into a fleshlight while I watch weird 80's workout videos music.

You would have probably been better off listening to weird training video raps and PSA music from the 90's over Nu metal, you poor, poor man.