I absolutely can't wait for this dumpster fire of a film to burn its way into my retinas. This shit looks straight out of 2004 with the terrible CGI, god awful writing and Jim Carrey playing generic 90's Jim Carrey as the villain. Sonic is definitely the mascot for any and all furries who wanna suck on some fat titties. I can only hope maybe I'll get lucky if I go see it, and be seated next to nothing but people in moist fursona suits. That'd just seal the deal for my cock to be utterly flaccid. Truly, the only thing that can save this Sonic movie is at least several full penetrative sex scenes. Give the Sonic fans what they really want out of this franchise.
