Seriously. What kind of cave dwelling troglodytes do you think we are, nature? Get outta here with this shit. And, lets not forget to thank the weather channel/weather man for his insightful views into what to expect, it wasn't at all off by 4 hours. You're totally not a bunch of duplicitous whores. I definitely enjoyed getting hit with hail when I was getting out of the car, especially the gumball sized pieces. It certainly made my penis very warm and fuzzy feeling. Shoutout to @Blewitt for being a large part of the reason why I was out in this, as I decided to go visit my local baskin robbins from a post he made earlier. You god damn syphilitic fiend. But, yeah. Hope you all enjoy the video glimpsing into what it's like living in the midwest.
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