I mean, they don't always do that these days, but when they do, baby, you better squeeze those ass cheeks into shape. Because you're about to speed run enough cut scenes to watch the LOTR trilogy twice

I stayed away from this game for two reasons, one was the combat being so heavily changed which kinda turned me off. And, the bigger reason being that they're splitting the game up into several different

Yeah, this was a nice chill little game to play while I practice my goatse pose in the mirror for sure. I'm sure you'd dig it at least a bit, dood.

If you ever need an assistant for supplying you non stop high octane action or advice on how to conquer the power of wet dreams, I'm you're guy. But, otherwise, perhaps someone like @hitmeasap could be

Yeah, I'm waiting on my doctor to get back to me about my test results currently. Had a few things that don't seem too great pop up, but nothing super alarming from what I can see. The weight loss is good,

Good luck on finding a place, man. Worst case you can always just live in a glass box full of your own pure testosterone, redbull with vodka and gamer energy, babyboi.

But, were the neighbors throwing stones while screaming about social distancing at your inspector cat because he's not wearing a gas mask in the garden? You know, since you told me before about how they're

I hope so too, dooood. Just had to wait 95 minutes (40 in parking lot, 55 in lobby) to get 4 vials of blood drawn. Gooood times. Surprised one of the middle aged moms didn't ask for Corona-virus's manager

Are you actually still alive? Or, just some sort of aborted homunculus at this point from all the ramen noodles and being coated in your own filth from the lack of toilet paper. Sent you a few FB messages

Yeah, the voice acting wasn't bad to the point of comical in RE2, it was just, well...Meh. RE1's is for sure more memorable for the ridiculousness.

It's never too late, my man. Probably plenty of apartments open for rent there right now, if you don't mind doors that have been welded shut. Yeah, I just don't wanna take the risk since I'm considered

Ah, the joys of owning a house. What a fucking pleb, now excuse me while I sniff my own farts out of a wine glass and pity you from my 3rd floor apartment. Fucking charlatan I'm okay, dood. Been dieting

So, it's all yours @balticbadger. Where will it go next? Glad you didn't pick me, because it would have wound up going into the ultimate 2D waifu, Projekt Melody. And, probably some Bad Dragon dildos for

Bummer, man. Game pass has been shitting the bed hard for me lately, they rarely add anything I'm interested in these days. On the plus side, RE2 Remake goes on sale quite a bit for, like, $10-15 so you

Well, this was the wrong fucking post to look at when I'm hungry at 2am and on a diet. This post is like a metaphorical set of nipple clamps for me right now.

Thanks, dood. Definitely feels nice having a fun audio visual thing going on instead of a flaccid static image.

Don't be such a pussa!

So, what's next after this pokemon? Perhaps the hive version of some Gardevoir smut where she's getting railed by our top witnesses? Definitely think that would be some top tier promotional material for

Nah, Netflix never puts that kind of shit in there. Whoever writes their descriptions for movies does an absolutely fucking abysmal job from what I've seen. If it isn't an AI programmed fleshlight writing

Thanks for hooking me up so I have a wet spot in my shorts, man. I sincerely appreciate it and will flick my nutsack in your honor :)