For sure, why waste your time rubbing on your micro dick to e-girls when you can be here on Hive asking for feet pics in person and getting paid to do it? If the post I made a couple hours ago wasn't just

If this initiative doesn't make the people here have a massive wet spot in their underwear then nothing will. If I can not have small brain syndrome and actually remember this when I'm writing my next

The best part of Chernobyl happening was when all those Instagram mongoloids and youtubers started going there to make dumb ass videos and pictures without any protective gear or guides, and making such

Exactly. I'm sure all of us only want to see from the cock down. So, don't fuck it up, pussy.

Well, who can I sell feet pictures to while I go nuts to butts on Warzone to pay for that 5k Hive so I can have a chance? Surely some of you degenerates must be interested.

Today has been too shitty for me to have a funny response, so I'll just say thanks for the kind words, dood. Hope you're doing well.

I've yet to own a car, so I sadly can't relate to the tears coming out of your penis over the loss of your truck. But, I hope you have found memories of getting over the pants handies and singing along

Glad they're allowing you guys to get takeaway now. That pumpkin pizza is some wild shit, though. I can see pineapple or maybe mandarin oranges, but not that. That cheese pizza looks great though. While

Wrong. He said, 'Stop simping for e-girls and begging for nudes on twitter, and come to the true lord and savior: 2D Hentai girls getting railed by ogres and step brothers'

I think that's the first time I've ever heard that I sound like kermit the frog. Considering the alpha chad that he is, I guess I'll take that as a compliment. Do you want a horror game that's similar

Good shit, keep me updated on how that goes. Worst comes to worst and she decides she wants to divorce you, you can come live in my closet where the water boiler is. Nice and cozy in there. We could even

Yeah, no. Bezo's is a piece of shit through and through from everything I have heard. Sounds about right, I imagine 98 percent of millionaires and up are insipid cunts. Hell yeah, I would be honored if

Maybe the trillionaires will spare a thought for those who made them that way? I'm sure Jeff Bezo's is more likely to bukkake on my face than chip in and give me $20 to help cover the costs of food and

I mean, I'd assume that's because you guys didn't end up with 16 million people suddenly unemployed all at once. Which is a good thing. I was just really hoping I'd get a check because there's quite a

Fun fact, I didn't qualify for that stimulus package the US sent out. So, I didn't get shit. Gotta love the silly loopholes we leave in legislation. You could always start selling off pictures of your

Thanks for the kind words, dood. Seems like it's been forever since I've seen you around, I thought you might have joined a South Korean death cult and vanished. Good to see that's not the case :) I loved

Alright, alright. You've made a fair point. Lets go with $30 AUD then in that case. Fair for everyone.

I honestly think I'm going to give Story Fire a try when that is more open and in full operation.

You're right. I think this is probably the peak zenith of anything I've ever written out on Steem or Hive. I think you should probably be actually sending me $5 on paypal for every word shown here in fact.

Sadly, I don't have much of a story for you to slap your knee or waggle your finger to. Youtube kept fucking up my video upload for some reason. Finally got it to work and be normal 2 hours later. Gotta