Definitely a combo that'll put some pubic hair on your chest, that's for sure. I think my preferred combo's right now are Prowler/R-99 and Havok/Prowler. Changes for me every season though.

Yeah, I've got a few more days of anti biotics left but overall I'm doing a lot better. Just in a bit of pain here and there throughout the day.

A full 3 man squad of micro dicked virgins. I'm sure they felt shame and probably went and ate chicken tendies and cried. It was really bad on their end, considering they were all pretty kitted out.

Well, that sucks some fat ass. Sorry to hear about this happening to you, man. Even if it wasn't a huge amount or anything, it's still pretty shitty.

I mean, I accept any and all sweaty virgins. But, I could smell their micro dick's from a kilometer away as they were chasing me. So, I had no choice but to put nuts to butts as that's just offensive to

The people you've described here trying to shit on crypto sound like the personification of Ok Boomer. I wouldn't be at all shocked to hear that they have a collection of Minion apparel and probably chat

Yeah, I would have probably hit it by now had I not powered down before. But, I did so back when Steem was worth a dollar or two so I could use the spare funds to get an engagement ring for my fiancee.

Congrats, man, that's awesome. I'm glad to see you're grinding your way out to success on here. Hopefully I'll be able to hit 5k by the end of this year. But, then again, I am a massive fucking nerd and

But this movie wasn't disappointing at all...Quite the contrary actually. Was it as good as Saving Private Ryan, Dunkirk, Platoon or any number of other war movies? What kind of limp dicked turbo virgin

You god damn degenerate. I don't wanna see posts about food, you cretin. All I've been able to eat today is a small bowl of chili. This is some soggy bullshit.

Glad you had such an easy time with this and didn't have to worry about any government official ripping the condom off and spreading your cheeks to show you how truly to integrate into their society. Also,

There is no chance i would ever include a $600 per year haircut budget into my dog's life because I wouldn't spend that much on my own haircuts. Are they going to french kiss your dogs asshole for that

Yes, she's quite the entrepreneur for greasy men on twitter.

Wow, what an absolute fucking piece of shit. An actual pile of dog shit sitting out in the rain has more integrity. Hope you can end up helping that guy out with this. Hopefully he can get a hold of him,

Worst case scenario, I'll change shit up and just become the most diseased man in the world. Then I can be both the most greasy and sickly, baby. Fuck yeah. But, yeah, my body is behaving more ridiculously

The sad thing is, these anti biotics are basically spreading my cheeks and waddling their way in with a dildo covered in spikes. I am having such a huge array of side effects, I almost would rather just

Hope the holidays have been treating you better, @gooddream.

You're fine, man. It was more of a silly post anyways. I'd have a new one up by now, but I have an abscessed tooth and possibly a sinus infection or something going on right now. So, I've been feeling

You're welcome, dood. You can consider that my content contribution for Christmas. I wanted to get a post written out for today, but I have no energy and feel like someone just spread my butt cheeks and

Super happy to hear everything is going well for you, man. Good shit :)