Bud, do any of these have a rocket propelled detachable penis? That's the most important question.

And, that's why you just come take a seat and listen to papa Deadspace for all your music needs.

Yeah, that's the MO on pretty much all battle royale genre games. There's always a storm/forcefield/gas/etc pushing you into a smaller and smaller section until there's nothing left on the map. Also, sorry

Quick, someone start a kickstarter for me to do this and then I can rip people off and provide them a 2 minute audio recording of me shitting that I took on the toilet 3 years later!

I actually wasn't that huge of a fan of The Disaster Artist. I didn't really feel like I got much out of it because I had already seen the room, and it was just recreating scenes from The Room for the

If you ever wanna check out the peak of Rudy's career, watch Petey Wheatstraw. That movie is absolutely fucking ridiculous, in a good way. Also, I think this movie would pair really well with Ed Wood for

Or, "I only smoke after watching 16 hours of Brazilian fart porn." I'm sure that one has caused the downfall of many.

Appreciate the kind words, man. Though, I think everyone would agree David Attenborough has the voice of an angel getting their ass eaten. The man could narrate dog shit sitting in the rain and it would

Tusk is the first in a Canadian horror trilogy that was directed and written by Kevin Smith. The one he made after Tusk was about little sentient sausage men who were also Nazi's terrorizing a corner store

I think years of booze/drugs and toxic, dysfunctional relationships just kinda fucked the guy. He seems like a hot fucking mess these days, and I haven't seen him do an amazing acting job in a long time.

While it is probably wrong to admonish people of this sort, it certainly is an interesting life I mean, people have and probably always will love the aesthetic of gangsters/gangster lifestyle. While pretty

Wasn't so much messing with them as it was me going 'WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE, AND WHERE ARE THE GUNS YOU FUCKING TURBO VIRGIN PUSSIES." Though, I genuinely was popping a giant ass

Good man.

Why stop there? You could go get it tattooed to the bottom of your scrotum so you'd be reminded every time you go to wash your nut sack or sit down on the toilet. Like an intellectual would.

Don't worry, this wonderful little info graphic I found on Twitter the other day can help with knowing who to trust. ( I'm praying to Jesus/Budda/Hideo Kojima/whatever deity listening to me twisting my

I get a bad headache/nausea/hot flashes and feel pretty damn lightheaded. Maybe intolerance is a better word than allergy for it. But, it sucks some soggy asshole either way so I just avoid it.

I have some mad respect for whoever drew that Alf cover. It's not everyday you see alien furry porn on a comic book cover.

I just gotta find one going forward that’s not made with Aspartame as that shit is awful in other ways. Especially when you're allergic to it. Always gotta love when your body decides to rebel against

Have you considered getting a VPN? Because it seems like you should have one considering how much shit is blocked due to the location you're living at. Wouldn't be very pricey either, since there are several

Do you mean that part where the room filled with green gas? That was a gas bomb which is an ultimate ability for one of the characters I was fighting. That was a pretty bad spot and I got lucky that I