I mean, if I posted more often imagine how many times you would have passed out from blood loss due to all the blood in your body going straight to your penis thanks to my writing abilities. You're welcome,

Just wanted to say thanks for the curation, you turbo nerds. I really appreciate it <3

I mean, if you know anyone selling figures that needs help with that while also only paying sweatshop wages, I'm their guy.

Oh, well damn. Looks like the mail man might be getting lucky here soon then.

I expect a full written essay on the experience and several photos of you nude flying through the air giving the O.K. hand sign, so then later on they can be exposed and used against you on Twitter for

What's wrong with missing your post man? I give mine a big fat smooch every time he brings me the mail, sometimes a slap on the ass when he brings me funko pops and fun toys, boi.

You know, I've always wondered what a ball sack might look like flying through the air. Tomorrow is your chance to find out for me. Maybe glue a hat and some goggles to it. Like a real man.

Ah, I have a simple solution for that. Simply start snorting K2 and your brain will expand into ways never thought imaginable and allow you to have the perfect memory of where you can acquire more K2 and

No worries!

Oh, 100 percent. I really kinda feel like they just fucked themselves with a studded codpiece on that idea as soon as they made John Carpenter write a screenplay for Halloween 2, even though he just wanted

Yeah, it's a really solid werewolf film. Check it out if you have the spare time, dood. The only ones I would say I like a bit better are The Howling and Dog Soldiers, though Ginger Snaps is more appropriate

Well, I made a post if you wanna check it out and see if there's anything that tickles your taint. I had a larger list, but felt like keeping it short. So, if you want extra suggestions I could throw you

Happy Birthday, Tano. May you eternally chase down the spirit of the post office and maul the shit out of it with all the other good doggos who have gone.

That Harley Quinn statue has to be one of the weirdest ones I've ever seen. It looks like a martian from mars attacks decided it wanted to be an e-thot and started doing cosplay camgirl streams.

Man, what kind of holy turbo virgin are you to keep getting all this cool artwork. Also, check your FB messages sometime soon, before I have to break out the ruler like a catholic school teacher.

Well, if by that you mean feel like a pudgy middle aged clown came and stuffed his rectum into the very depths of your soul, then yes, I was quite squared away. I'll have a post up for this though in the

So the quest to find a decent recent horror flick this Halloween season continues and to not much avail. Maybe now that I'm not half dead I should make a little Halloween movie recommendation post or some

Narrator: His desktop never did arrive. Doomed to be used by some pudgy middle aged communist furry who stole it before it could be shipped out from Finland. But, yeah. If you wanna get into editing vids

The editor in me is making me feel like my dick is shriveling up seeing all this unedited footage. You need to be a true gamer, rise up, and learn an editing program that will slowly drive you mad with

I think the loot drops are better in this game, just because there are several bosses you can continue to farm as much as you want where you're guaranteed at least one legendary drop each time. They made