Ha haaa. Sounds like you get a LOT of exercise taking photos. I think you should have family/friends follow you and take photos of YOU doing these contortions, then put them out as a BL series. It would be an instant hit. Or at least, we could be entertained to no end. Sorry, laughing at your potential expense. But it WOULD be fun.

PS. Difficultier(e') is a real word. At least it's in the Schteinn School of Sophisticated Sciences Dictionary of Really Great Words and Other Short Sayings Of Exceedingly High Value and Pen-able Worth