When the Santa’s Away
When the Santa’s Away
The Elves shall play,
There merry twinkling eyes say bright...
When the good little elves
Get the Ribbons from the shelves,
They may make the Naughty List tonight!
When the Santa’s Away
The boys and girls play,
In pointy shoes ‘neath mistletoe so green...
When their lust-filled eyes meet
With a giggle so sweet,
Their clothes end up all over the scene!
When the Santa’s Away
The girl Elves shall lay,
Naked and waiting for games...
The fuzzy cuffs come out
As they whistle and shout,
On Dasher and Dancer by name!
When the Santa’s Away
There are no good Elves today,
As they pant and glisten with sweat...
Their Candy Canes licked
And their Jelly Beans flicked,
The Christmas-gasms they can get.
When the Santa returns
All the Elves’ rears will burn,
As the Paddles are swinging in Earnest...
They squeal and they squirm
While their asses clench firm,
With a great “Ho Ho Ho... you have Earned it’”
_Then the Clauses shall roll
To their room at the North Pole,
With the cuffs and the paddle in hand...
With a mischievous grin
And his thoughts full of sin,
Santa finally gives Mrs. Claus some Pearl strands.”
