I recently I bought some mining shares. The company's rig is a team of Pentium 7s overclocked designed to dig deep.

Why is it whenever I'm driving I always check my online spot, before my blind?

I tell her I always like the Late Show... She says 'Lets Go'

People often ask me why a BitCoin is worth so much. I tell them the secret is always in the Spin.

Little did I know when I turned on the TV parental discretion was advised.

To Steem or not to Steem that is the question. #UnchainBlockMyHeart

Writing gags is easy for me. I just sit back relax and let the funny money take me.

The best thing about being a Late Show host is No-one ever complains when you are running Late.

People always ask me why I call my dog 'Bitcoin' ? I tell them because my vet takes around 7000 coins for every coin, 'Bitcoin' cost me to buy.

Whenever I'm in Doubt. I never ever Log Out.

The best thing about retirement is I get to use my Selfie-Stick as a handy device to help slip my shoes on with.

Lately I have been going over all my Top Ten Cards. I am now thinking of the Top Ten reasons why I cant seem to throw them away.

It has been rumoured Donald Trump will be giving up Twitter. This is great news. Lets just pray he doesn't discover Steemit.

The secret to my success is I bit off more than I could chew And chewed as fast as I could.

Some say I was a famous Television personality. I never have been. Just someone who acts it.