Good morning and welcome to today's show where I am the early bird, now I know you've heard the story is that the early bird gets the worm. I'm here to tell you right now... That's bullshit. Ya see today I am the early bird. I got no worm. You know what I got? FUCKED. That's right, I took it to the old turd cutter.. lucky for me, I was half ass prepared and had my own worms..
Peace
