Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I have made a mess.. a big fucking mess.. so this morning I saw a spider.. a huge fucking spider.. probably 3 to 3½ inches in diameter.. and he was fast.. I chased this mother fucker all around the room with a fly swater and a can of Raid.. in the end it proved to be the tennis shoe that was victorious.. before I clean up the mess I'm gonna stop and smoke a bowl..
Dave - 1
Spider - 0
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Peace... unless you're a spider.