Got my ass kicked...

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So I went to the dispensary the other day... ahead of schedule.. because they're closed today and tomorrow.. any who I got a strain that I'm not familiar with...

Tangerine X Blue Power...

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The budtender knows I'm a regular customer and I have taken his advice on many occasions.. he has never steered me wrong... imagine my surprise when I pull out a few buds to roll a morning joint...

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WTF... this looks more like a combination of grass clippings and a hay bale.. very light and airy buds.. stems galore... a shitty trimming job.. but fuck it I suppose.. I already paid for it... let's break it up...

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I'm still not impressed... not very sticky or fragrant... looks like, feels like and smells like some BS weed... like that trash I bought from a teenager on the disc golf course in Texas... so I adopted the same strategy when it comes to smoking it... quantity over quality... I got some King size papers.. (I call them sheets.. like the ones you use on your bed) because you can roll a monster size joint...

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Time to put some heat on it...

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It definitely has a strong citrus taste... duh... prolly the Tangerine... I wonder what its a mix of? Let's ask Google...

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Hmmm... Agent Orange is dankity dank from my experience... then about a quarter of the way thru the Blue Power kicks in...

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IDK how many minutes later... but I moved to the bathroom ... really so I could use exhaust fan... but then my mind started wandering... thinking of crypto... the property I want to buy... the mental plans I'm making with myself and the bus I want... the rafting trips I have planned... WAIT... I'm really fucking high... like high AF...

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How high am I? I forgot to turn the fan on... check out this video..

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Okay sorry about that... I can't have y'all hear me coughing wheezing and hacking stuff up on video... you might think I'm a rookie lol...

Anyway... props to my man at LivWell.. another stellar recommendation ... better than John McAfee and Verge... lol... I gotta wrap this up and go do something... any thing...

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Peace out y'all... Dave