We're big on Hello Kitty in this house, having raised a toddler in Hong Kong.

One time, my daughter L (4), her friend M (also 4) and his baby brother J (3) were contemplating a big rubbery Hello Kitty face stuck onto the front of our fridge with suction cups.

[Baby J prods the face repeatedly, hoping to hear a squeak]

J: Why she don't make a sound?

[Long pause as three kids stare at the thing. Eventually M speaks]

M: Maybe it's because she don't got mouth.

I envy you in 7/11 Heaven!