A Bit of Levity, April 7 2020

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'GONNA ASK MY MOM IF THAT OFFER TO SLAP ME INTO NEXT YEAR IS STILL ON THE TABLE'

Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says '@SoltsZacElk Spiritual people on March 10th: "Yay! We made it through Mercury Retrograde!" Coronavirus: TICH'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'How messed up is it that Cinco De Mayo finally falls on Taco Tuesday and will get messed up by a virus with the same name as a Mexican beer?'

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'I can hunt, fish, garden, forage, make medicine, build a fire and construct a shelter Bet you guys are rethinking your girlfriend's fake nails, high heels, and pumpkin spice bullshit.'

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Day 5 of the quarantine: Standing in front of the mirror contemplating saying Candyman 5 times just for a lil razzle dazzle'

Image may contain: sky, possible text that says 'Due to reduced pollution, we can now see the Matrix'

Image may contain: one or more people, possible text that says 'DON'T GET KILT'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'sun gazing com AMEN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THE DAYS OF THE WEEK ARE NOW CALLED, THISDAY, THATDAY, OTHERDAY, SOMEDAY, YESTERDAY, TODAY & NEXTDAY!'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'IT'S A GOOD THING EVERYONE IS STOCKED UP ON TOILET PAPER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WHEN THE TRUTH ABOUT THESE "CONSPIRACY THEORIES" REALLY STARTS TO COME OUT, THE WORLD'S GOING TO SHIT THEIR PANTS.'